Never mind the rampant corruption. Never mind our presidents big house paid for by our taxes. Never mind the crime. What follows is a horrifying list of all that is truly going wrong in our country.
- The Halal hot cross bun crisis
- The no more Christian magazine sales saga
- The hummingbird pillow huff
- The Frankie’s ginger ale trickery
- The no longer hiring white people saga
- The melodramatic milk saga
- There’s a frog in my salad
- Gross, I bit a condom in my sandwich
- There’s something other than ground up pig bits in my Frankfurter
- This faux fur seems really lifelike…
- The bread that went on a diet & lost weight saga.
- The baby-carrier Bugger-up
- Woolworths water is Thrash!
*I will attempt to keep this list up to date. Please let me know if I have left any out.