Been enjoying this track several hundred times today.

How the worst apple took over the United States, and continues to spread…

Exactly two years ago on a Saturday the 22nd of September in the Crags near Plettenberg Bay I married Tessa after nine years of us dating. We’re hitting our stride at eleven years together!

Thanks again Modern Hearts for taking such great pics of our day.

Never mind the rampant corruption. Never mind our presidents big house paid for by our taxes. Never mind the crime. What follows is a horrifying list of all that is truly going wrong in our country.

• The Halal hot cross bun crisis
• The no more Christian magazine sales saga
• The hummingbird pillow huff
• The Frankie’s ginger ale trickery
• The no longer hiring white people saga
• The melodramatic milk saga
• There’s a frog in my salad
• Gross, I bit a condom in my sandwich
• There’s something other than ground up pig bits in my Frankfurter
• This faux fur seems really lifelike…
• The bread that went on a diet & lost weight saga.
• The baby-carrier Bugger-up
• Woolworths water is Thrash!

*I will attempt to keep this list up to date. Please let me know if I have left any out.